if I die in Raleigh at least I will die free



femharry:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

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sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colors are both things that exist. everything is so great

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jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

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"The glory of Jesus Christ is so great, just to love him will change you."

Timothy Keller   (via herkindoftea)

the hope in this statement is overwhelming

(via triumphantspirit)

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  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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"I wonder how many times you’ve compared me to her."

Ten word story. (via cageddbird-sings)

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