if I die in Raleigh at least I will die free



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jesusfreakinglucifer:

i think everyone has that one phrase that we all use ironically but then after a while it just becomes completely unironic like i used hot diggity once as a joke and now i say it all the time im telling you ironic phrases are like gateway drugs to being openly mocked 

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"The glory of Jesus Christ is so great, just to love him will change you."

Timothy Keller   (via herkindoftea)

the hope in this statement is overwhelming

(via triumphantspirit)

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  • me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive!
  • announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!
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chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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"I wonder how many times you’ve compared me to her."

Ten word story. (via cageddbird-sings)

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